- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Do you like apples? Yes

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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