- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

stuarts mum

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Knock knock

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

A train poops its pants.

lipstick pig

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

Women's Rights

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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