What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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potatoes

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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