Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

stuarts mum

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Knock knock

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

A train poops its pants.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

whats worse than jonny james obviously

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

lipstick pig

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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