- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

noah is a scrub jungle

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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