A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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