- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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