Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

i just wrote this so hard

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Whats brown a sticky, shit

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Wright flyer

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Lets just say that we are beyond the stage where I am "just" trying, by the way, you might want to search that last comment for double negatives. Or you know NOT NOT. Do not take my word for it, but if I am not wrong, the bacteria (yogurt) leaves afterwards, so you are eating milk that has been eaten and then.. You know... A common "side effect" of hypnosis, is that when it is used, the one hypnotized (both in this case) end up feeling a "strange" case of closeness, stronger bonds, friendship etc, scientists wonder why... ITS LIKE DUH! WE BOTH REVEAL DEEP SECRETS TO EACH OTHER! THINGS WE DO NOT EVEN USUALLY TELL OURSELVES! Its a literal no brainer, scientits can go fuck themselves, because as far as I know, thats the only fuck they ever get.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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