- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Tim and Eric

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

A miserable man committed suicide.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

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