- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

a woman votes!

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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