- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Guess what? You guessed it.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Women can vote? WTF

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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