Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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PENIS

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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