Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

EGGPLANT

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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