Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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