what's worse then a blowjob?

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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