Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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404: Anti-joke not found.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

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