- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Donald Trump

Badabing.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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