What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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