- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

what tall and looks like a jew?

Rebecca Black.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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