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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

A man walks into a vagina

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