- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

what did the old lady die of old age...

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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