- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

He--Hey guys

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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