- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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