What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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I need to start studying.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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