Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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