Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Has u seen my grammar?

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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women's rights

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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EGGPLANT

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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Andy Carrol

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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