- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

a horse walks into a blender ow

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

It got hit by a rocket.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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