- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

guest what i love pancakes

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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