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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

i read the terms of service when i posted this

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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