- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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