- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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