I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Im cute hehehee

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Dude man, I'm high...

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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