Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Sometimes i'm hungry.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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