A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

angelosnyder is not gay

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

I have an erection My mom!

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

women's rights

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

EGGPLANT

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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