- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

What's funnier than 24? My life.

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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