So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Smeg...

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

So does Blake

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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