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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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