What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Womans baksetball...

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Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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asdf

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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