What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

kaite is dumb that is true

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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