- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

why was the man sad? his wife died

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Sammi suck kyles chode

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Nickleback.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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