Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Nickleback.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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