Jesus was born and rased a jew

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Womens' sports

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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