Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? To honor his father, Jonathan "Red" Hoffner, who was tragically killed in the line of duty. While attempting to save 3 small children in a trailer park fire, the elder firefighter suffered 3rd degree burns over 80 percent of his body. "Red" was rushed to a local hospital and lingered for several agonizing days. He began to rally but a careless error by a night nurse led to his unfortunate demise. His son was psychologically unable to wear anything but red suspenders every day for the rest of his life - not only because of his father's death but also because it was he who had maliciously set the fire in the first place.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

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