- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Matt is a Duster!

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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