gay people

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Womens' sports

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

baskets

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

pee

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

a pornstar comes early to a party

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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