- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

knock knock i have diarrhea

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

What can hitler cook well Steak

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Who is John Galt?

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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