Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

what's black and can't swim?

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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