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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say after he

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

YES! EXACTLY!

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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