What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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soccer

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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