- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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