A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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