No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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The Joke Below

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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