- Anti Joke

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What's clear and wet? water

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

whats yellow after cani...nathan

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?