When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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