Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

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What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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Today is March 22.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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black people

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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a ab

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One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Cliterus

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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