- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

why did the man die? he had cancer

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