One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

Okay, after this one then...

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Are you Drew?

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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