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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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