What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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