- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

Punching a baby

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

L's I's that took Viagra.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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