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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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