Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Your mother is average.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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