- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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