Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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