whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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who is awesome? no one...

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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women's rights

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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