Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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69

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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vitamin c

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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knock,knock you suck

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