- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

I regret everything.....

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

A house comes around the corner.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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