What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

Guess what? The Game.

this is stupid .... yep

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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