So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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