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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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why are balck people black because they are

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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