- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

womens rights

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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