Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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TRICERATOPS!

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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