- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Smeg...

So does Blake

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

You're a frog

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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