why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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penis

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Women's Professional _________

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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