What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Where's the dick??? east

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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