- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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