Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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balls

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Winter

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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tom pauling

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