- Anti Joke

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content