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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Faithful men.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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