- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

A Fat Kenyan

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

women sports....

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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