- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

why was the boy sad? because.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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