Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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