- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

kennah campion... being nice

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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