- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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