(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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