- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

knock knock Who's there? ...Who's there?... opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step

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