- Anti Joke

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What happened to my sunglasses?

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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